the best part about a pandemic super bowl is that i don’t have to hear the “so how many home runs do they have” joke

There should be a reverse super bowl with the shittiest teams of the season and the one that loses wins worst team of the year

Just in time for the Super Bowl I got my Lady Gaga Oreos AND my Stevie Nicks Fig Newtons!

I am in search of this super bowl everyone is talking about today. It must be a pretty large bowl…

Very conflicted. Do I let the delivery guy think I’m having a Super Bowl party in the middle of a pandemic or do I admit the 6-foot sub is just for me?

My Mom: Amanda Knox is going to perform at the Super Bowl.
Mom: I thought you liked her poem?
Me: Amanda GORMAN you mean?
Mom: Yes.
Me: … that’s a big difference, Ma.
Mom: You knew who I meant.
Me: Did I?

My prediction for Super Bowl LV? Tampa Bay beats Kansas City, XXXII – XXVI, with Brady throwing for III touchdowns, including II in the IV quarter. I will lose MMMCMLXV followers because of this tweet.


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