50 Cent: I’ll take you to the Candy Shop

12 year old me: AND LET YOU LICK THE LOLLIPOP

10 year old me when Kelly Clarkson sang “my heart can’t possibly break, ‘cause it wasn’t even whole to start with”

Rihanna: Sex in the air, I don’t care I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones

8 Year Old Me: BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE MEEEEEEE!!!!!

Nelly: “it’s getting hot in herre, so take off all your clothes”

7 year old me: “I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off”

“look for the girl with the broken smile ask her if she wants to stay a while and she will be looooooooooooOoOoved”

10 year old me:

Shaggy: Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door

10 year old me:

Ludacris: we want a lady in the streets

8 year old me: BUT A FREAK IN THE BED!

Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey

9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

hayley williams: when i was younger i saw my daddy cry and curse at the wind

my 14 year old self:

Dashboard Confessional: my hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me, so won’t you kill me, so I die happy

10 year old me:

Lil Jon: To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches, crawl

8 year old me playing midnight club: AWWWWEE SKEE SKEE MOTHAFUCKA

“Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard”
9 year old me:

No one:
Absolutely no one:
8 year old me after watching mean girls: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY’RE LIKE IT’S BETTER THAN YOURS DAMN RIGHT

depressed 14 year old me sobbing to Northern Downpour by Panic! at the Disco knowing the lyrics don’t make a damn lick of sense

Sisqo: she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
thighs like what, what, what
baby move your butt, butt, butt

6 y.o. me: I THINK I’LL SING IT AGAAAAAIIIIINNN

me at 11 years old listening to breakup songs while never having been in a relationship

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/millennial-songs-as-kids

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