The second episode of Married at First Sight promised to be a blast – for better or for worse – after Coco made the impression on viewers in the season premiere last night

But just when we thought we were sorry for the groom who matches Coco, MAFS pulls Sam out of the Instagram algorithm

My impression of the 32-year-old Victorian has nothing to do with his narrow, shady hair, unless the bleach has seeped through his scalp and brain, causing him to spit out misogynist one-liners

While taking a step forward in his admiration for his cute dog Willow, he took 15 steps back after listing the key qualities he was looking for in a woman prior to his wedding

“If I had a shopping list for my dream girl, it would be; sporty, motivated, someone who can bring me a bit of a joke, funny and funny, obviously attractive. You must have decent breasts, yes ”

“Am I a little picky? Yes I am, but it’s picky for the right reasons, ”he said. Apparently the“ right reasons ”relate to a potential partner’s bra size

Pilates instructor Coco jokes that she “should have just written out WAP” for her vows, referring to the sexually explicit hit by Cardi B – which would have made great television just quietly

But while she didn’t call herself a “certified freak” seven days a week, it wasn’t far from the impression she made on her construction worker groom

“My new bride is you know how she is not, do you want me to be brutally honest? “He asks the producer

The producers probably licked their lips and told Sam to be brutal with a “yes”

“Well I don’t want to look like a ** hole, I just met her, she may be a really nice person, but she’s definitely a fucking king out there,” he says, “She’s not my cup Tea “

Hopefully her “Kanye to my Kim” wish wasn’t a sign of where this marriage was headed, but a divorce might not be so bad for Coco


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